Monday, October 22, 2007
There are two problems with babies. The first is that they don't listen. "Go to sleep, baby!" you say. And there they are, crying and waking other people up instead of slumbering off to dreamland like a good little baby. Which leads me to the second problem with babies. They don't speak English, or any recognizable language for that matter. They just cry. Which, let's be honest here, can be a bit irritating at times. Freaking stubborn babies. Don't even get me started on how they won't use the toilet.